Why did the dog run away from home? Because the owner left the door open.

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Why did the man scream? because he was run over.

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Why don't you throw a rock at a Mexican on a bike? Because depending on the size of the rock, you could seriously injure him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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What did the girl say when she got her period? Nothing, why would she want anyone to know?

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a mother cow walks up to her three child cows. the first cow asks: "mom, why am i named rose?" the mother responds with: "because when you were a baby, a rose petal fell on your head." the second cow asks: "what about me, mom?" the mother says: "when you were a baby, a daisy petal fell on your head." the third cow says: "AAAAOOOOOOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAOAO!" the mother screams: "SHUT UP REFRIDGERATOR."

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Why couldnt the girl ride her bike? becuase she was dreaming she actually doesnt have a bike her family is poor in these hard economic times.

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Door! He then broke down into tears as the nightmares from his schizophrenia had lead to a severely crippled mental state.

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How do you tell the difference between a bomb and an Asian? One blows up.

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A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

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What's the biggest Jenga game? 9/11

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

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Q: What's soft, fuzzy, and lives in the woods? A: Yeti

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

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Whats black and white and musty? A nuns pussy because it never gets used.

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Why couldn't the little girl swing? She didn't have any limbs.

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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A blind man watches TV

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why didnt the man go to the wedding? he wasnt invited.

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Who is the dumbest person on the entire internet? Shortpoet-GTD

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Knock, knock! Who's there? Mary Mary who? Mary Smith.

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A momma cow was grazing in the meadow with her three calves when the first one asked, "Mom, how did I get the name Rose? "Well when you were born, a rose pedal came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The second calf asked, "How did I get the name Daisy?" "Well when you were born, a daisy came floating in the breeze and landed on your head." The third calf mumbled, "LKJLSKJFSLKJLKSJDF" incoherently, and the Mom responded, "Shut up, Cinderblock."

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What did the unicorn say to the horse? I have a horn and you don't.

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Why did Marilyn Manson surgically remove 2 ribs from his body? To suck his own penis.

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