- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma's so stupid that she was declared mentally retarded by her doctors.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

How are Lamborghinis and piles of dead babies alike? I don't have either in my garage. Except for the pile of dead babies.

What has a mouth but cant talk Helen keller What has eyes but cant see Helen keller What has ears but cant hear You guessed it an ear of corn

Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

what did the jew say when the arab threw rocks at him? He didnt, the israeli air force proceeded to fire white phosphorous missiles and annihalated many small children and babies in the process, the aftermath is still around today.

Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

A guy walks into a bar and says 'Ow!'

What do you do if you can't go to the Wednesday Night Market on Wednesday? You go on Thursday

Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

52 Prostitutes in a bar. Challenge Accepted.

Why did the guy lie down? He was dead.

There were two smokestacks, a little one and a big one. One day, the little one said to the big one, "I'm tired of being the lesser of two smokestacks!"

Knock Knock. Who's there? Scott Scott who? Scott Henderson. Oh my god Scotty! I haven't seen you since highschool, please come in.

Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

What do you call a flying Jew? Smoke

Q: Why did Suzie fall out the swings? A: She had no arms. Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Suzie.....

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Steve

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why did the monkey cross the road? it escaped from a local zoo a block away

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a WAFFLE!

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