- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Why couldn't the fireman get over the hill? Because he was dead.

Once upon a time there was a man sleeping, Then he woke up.

Knock, Knock Wh- SWAT TEAM GET ON THE F****** GROUND!!!!!!!

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What's the difference between a black man and a couch? One is a human being and one is a piece of furniture.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

Why didn't Superman save the people from 9/11? Because he was a quadriplegic.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What did the guy say when he found out his girlfriend had a dick I don't think we should date anymore, you have a dick.

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

A man walks into a bar. It was a metal bar. He cracked his skull and died in the hospital shorty afterward.

This is like another one: Terry is at work eating a cookie.. He drops his cookie. His co worker trys to pick it up, however he accidently stands on it. Turns out terry can keep a grudge, nine years later, he killed his co worker with a shovel.

What is black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

What is the only non-racist animal? The mexican panda. Why? It's black, white, hispanic, and asian.

how much blondes does it take to fix a light bulb 1 to buy the bulb 2 to put it up and 25 to think about what it does

What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

What's sad about a dead person? He was my friend.

Why was Jessica sad? She had just recently run over a few newborn puppies with her car.

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

Yo momma's so fat, she had a heart attack and is currently hospitalized.

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