- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

My penis is big... not.

You are being like super pervert now, I would never ever even try weed, cocaine is the real deal, you know I do not mean that. Anyway does it work on everyone?

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

Why is Osama bin laden so hard to find? Because he is dead.

What happened to Dave when he walked across the road? He got hit by a car and died... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Dave...

The easter bunny should be a platypus. Bunnies do not lay eggs. Platypuses do, however, and are the only mammals that lay eggs.

How many light bulbs? 1

Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

Why did the girl fall of the swing? I hit her with an axe.

my gramma died

Why did the burglar get arrested? For beating an egg

Gay jokes arn't funny. "Come" on guys.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

What's brown and sticky? A stick

a duck walks into a restraunt.and the waiter asks "what would you like?" a quacker (like cracker)

Hail Heetluh

ha ha, I can talk and you can't.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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