Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, most chickens are held on farms, but those that do roam free are afraid of automobiles so therefore they wouldn't go near a road at all. But if the chicken was located in a deserted town there would be no traffic, so then it would be able to cross freely over any road there and not get injured or mortally wounded.

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Q: What were Peter's emotions after he bought his $2 million house? A: None, in fact he has no home, family and anyone to help him. his leg is pinned down by a large piece of metal that fell on him while looking for food to eat at a construction site, expect him to die of bleeding in the next 24 hours.

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hating his life and his job, the man leaves work early and while he is in the elavator he has thoughts about killing himself after returning to his apartment he turns on the TV and grabs his gun out of the drawer. sitting in a chair with a gun to his head he looks at the TV and realizes that his office building has just been hit by a 747 piloted by Al-Quida members. Suddenly the man realizes that maybe he has something to live for and decides not to kill himself.

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Little Johnny is sleeping overnight at a school camping trip. The teacher goes around to check tents to make sure everybody is falling asleep fine. Little Johnny, however, says, "Miss, I am scared of the dark. Can I sleep in your tent instead?" The teacher reluctantly agrees, finishes checking around and brings Little Johnny to her tent. "Miss, can I play with your belly button with my finger? My mommy lets me", asks little Johnny. The teacher reluctantly agrees. Suddenly, the teacher jumps up. "THAT WASN'T MY BELLY BUTTON!", she shouts. "Yeah," says Little Johnny. "Well that wasn't my finger, either."

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What do you get when you cross a pumpkin with a kangaroo? An irrelevant punchline.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? "Get in the car."

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Do gingers have souls ? No, Gingers are a myth made up in the 13th centuary to scare little kids.

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Have you tried Ethiopian food? -no -well it's really good

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roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme others don't.

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Have you ever seen that really famous blind man's house? Neither has he.

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What happens when a guy walk into a school and shoots kids? Oh sorry, to soon?

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why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

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xavier stop

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an orange and finding a worm.

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Knock knock Who's there Boo Boo who DONT BE SUCH A PUS*Y

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"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

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Why do girls like nikki minaj? Because she raps good. -Avery Vartanian

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the black person

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, Wait, what? huh

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Dan walked into a jelly fish

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Knock knock, Who's there? Banana Banana who? Banana Smith, I'm here for the Smith Family Reunion.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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Why did the black man give his seat to a white man? Because the white man had a leg injury, and the black man was being a courteous good samaritan.

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Anti Joke

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