-Knock Knock. -Who's there? -Willis. -Wills who? -IT'S ME WILLIS. YOUR SON! -Whatchu talking bout Willis, I ain't got no son. -Remember Bill, my father? I was conceived on your 20th birthday party. .... - Is he fat white Bill, Mexican Bill, or Billette the shemale? And thus, poor Willis jumps off a bridge, committing suicide, because his biological mother turns out to be a shemale screwing whore.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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Illumati Confirmed

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My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Your pathetic humanity. Deux. Dios Gud God etc. Moral: You cannot even translate the name of his very being correctly, and you expect the bible to be translated right... Laught now, because I shall silence you soon enough...

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its's not rape if you yell "suprise!"

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Q-what did the black man say before he crossed the road? A-i wanna cross the road.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? God bless you.

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What do you call Bilbo Baggins when you use him for pleasure? Dildo Baggins

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a room? This is impossible as dead babies are incapable of achieving such a feat.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? Give her a time-out. Throwing sharp objects is not okay.

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What did Iran say to Israel? ALLLLAHH

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You will not press the like button.

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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You know what helps with back pain? If you lick my butt hole.

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How do you circumsize a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.

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What is worse than seeing a pile of dead minorities? Dropping a dollar.

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How do you make a Child cry? Slaughter his dog and feed it to him convincing him its Chili

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*Brother comes downstairs wet and naked* Mom: Did you enjoy your shower?

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How does camon Die? He kills himself because he didnt make it into the marine corps

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what is a chicken answer: chicken

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you get when lettuce and oranges come together? I dont know, thats why I asked you.

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What did the pencil say to the pen? Nothing.

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