- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? because seven has cold, dead eyes.

If you saw two guys named Hambone and Flippy, which one would you think liked dolphins the most? I'd say Flippy, wouldn't you? You'd be wrong, though. It's Hambone.

girls basketball

What did the slave say to its master? Nothing meanwhile he and his family had terminal cancer and were worked without pay for 20 years before dying fro, multiple cases of AIDS and infections within thier lungs and mouths.

On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

What happened when man put a dog in the blender? He got arrested for Animal abuse

Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: One

Walk Into The Bakery "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call a Muslim pilot? An accident waiting to happen

What do You call a man with no arms or legs? Dead, He died of blood loss 3 hours ago

Womens rights

if your mother was put in a situation where she could either have sex with a man or a woman she would pick the woman

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke some marijuana, Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked Jill if she wanna. Jill said yes, pulled up her dress, and had a little fun. But stupid Jill forgot the pill, and now they have a son

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

What did the suspicious Hunchback say? I've got a hunch.

How can you tell the difference between a black man and a white man? Quite easily actually.

How do you save a black person from drowning? Take your foot off his head.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you call a Black person in a city with high crime rates? Whatever their name happens to be.

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If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

A lil girl walks in to a bar........................ all a sudden a giant purple bunny jump up into her butt... now every time she poops its an easter egg hunt. LBall

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