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Whats black and hanging from a tree in my backyard? A tire swing

What's the color of a healthy kidney. I have no f***ing idea.

A horse walks into a bar, and the bartender immediately shoots it in the face with a double barrel shotgun, ending the rabid animal's life

Why can't black people be in a talent show? Because they'll steal the show.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

what's the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage!

A cat walks into a bar and says.......Meow

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

awkies when u see danni white fingering jacob :0;0;0;0, and jamie fingering himself..............

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

What did the skinny man say to the fat woman. That sucks.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What's the difference between a duck?

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What is funnier than one dead baby? Two dead Babies

why did timmy die he was shot in the head by terrorists

Why is the post under me so funny? Because the boy won't be able to play the x box!

Q: whats worse that sucking at piano A: the world blowing up

Why did little Billy fall of his bike? anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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