Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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How do you drown a blond? By being an insane murderer!

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why did the man fart? because he felt like it.

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What's the deal with brown?

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what is the difference between a banana and an orange? bread.

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whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? Jews are productive members of society. -Canis

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What happens if you play CS:GO? Well you loose alot of fucking money.

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Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

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What do you call a dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? It depends on what his name is.

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what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

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What's worse than getting a divorce? Nuclear warfare

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Have you ever listened to the smell of the color 9? It tastes like freedom!

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Friends are like potato, when you eat them die.

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Andy: Mom, I wish I was a dinosaur. Mom: Aw, that's cute! Why? Andy: Because dinosaurs do not suffer from terminal pancreatic cancer.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

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hy-way is-way is-thay oke-jay pelled-say eird-way? ecause-bay its-way in-way IGLATIN-PAY

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what did the special ed kid get on his iq test? drool

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Every first letter of an innappropriate body part is how it actually looks like: Penis, Vagina, Boobs

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Q. Why do Italian men have mustaches? A. So they can look like their mothers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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