Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. He looks it up first to make sure he's got it right before dialing.

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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What did batman say to robin before they entered the batmobile? Get in.

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I was gonna tell a gay joke Butt fuck it.

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Why do sea guls fly over the sea? In order to get from place to place, flying is much faster than walking. Sea guls live on a diet of salt-water fish, and the ocean is where their main food supply subsides.

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What makes men cry? The realization that humanity is completely pointless in the infinitely expanding universe and thus any action to try and improve human life is also a complete farce.

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An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

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What happened to the seal that walked into the zoo? Well nothing because seals can't walk.

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police are looking for max 'cheesehead' harrison

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your mothers so blonde she has yellow hair.

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How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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why did joe drown ? he had no arms

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Why did the witch stay up all night with a broken broomstick? Because she couldn't sweep.

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What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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"Knock Knock," "Whos There?" "The Pizza Guy" "I hate pizza."

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Doorbell repairman. ym

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked "how much for a drink?" The bartender did not reply because a neutron is so small he didn't notice that it even entered.

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A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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Where do five gay guys walk? Where ever they want to. This is a free country, where people are free to travel as the please, no matter what their sexual orientation may be

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