- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you do to gay guy who wants to have anal sex with you? beat him with a steel baseball bat in his face.

Why did the man with every known fatal disease die? Old age.

How do black men eat chicken? Chicken goes in bone come out.

How do you make an electrician cry? You cut off his friend's penis.

Has u seen my grammar?

Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

The Earth is a nice place to live.

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

What's the scariest thing about the dark? There's a black man in my bed.

What happens when you catch a cold? You sneeze whenever you stand up.

What did the mute man say to his mother? Seeing as mute men can't talk, we'll never know

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

I'd like to make this joke funnier but I can't. It's stupid. I don't even like it.

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Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What's the difference between a jew and a jew? They both died in the gas chamber.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

Where did Sheyanne go during the bombing...... Everywhere

Q: You know what's worse than being a mother? A: Almost everything, because being a mother is not a bad thing, in fact, it's a wonderful thing.

Your mum is so dead, when I kick her she doesn't move.

"What's uhhh.". "Crap I forget" "Oh yeah! 32!"

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

Mother Mary held her daughter 20 minutes under water. Not to save her from her troubles, just to see the funny bubbles

Why couldnt Julia find her cat? she has gone crazy from old age, her cat actually died 10 years ago

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