If John had eight apples and he eats three. Calculate the mass of the sun.

What's green, covered in cookie crumbs, and lies in a ditch? A Girl Scout that was hit by a car.

What's worse than the Holocost? Two worms in your apple.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

Whats worse than losing The Game? The Holocaust

Two doctors were performing open heart surgery on a 54-year old woman. The surgery was a success, and she is now living comfortably in Portland, OR. She enjoys sweet tea.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I got Alzheimer's! ...... Who the hell are you?

Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

When making an Anti-Joke, you click the button that says: 'I have read and agree to the terms of service' What are you called? A Liar.

What's Big and Round? My Testicular Cancer

A Mexican, a black man and a Pakistani walk into a bar. Everyone immediately runs out seeing the potential danger in the situation that's about to unfold.

Two elephants in a bathtub, one says, "Pass the soap." The other one says, "No soap. Radio?"

Knock Knock Who's there? I am I am who? I am here to see you

What happened to the baby in the microwave? I don't really remember, I was too busy jacking off.

Why is a dog smarter than a human? Because you an asshole if you believe me

Eat My Food!!! Joking I dont have any food

There is no I in Pie except for the I

What did the cancer patient get for his birthday HIV

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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