A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

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What's the difference between a white baby and a black baby? 10 minutes in the microwave.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because 7, 8, 9

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What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

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roses are red violets are blue they are pretty and you are not

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If your waiting in a restaurant for a waiter, doesn't that make you a waiter? O.o

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was heading to the funeral house to mourn his dead family.

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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Q: Did you hear the joke about the deaf kid? A: Neither did he.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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What did the black man say to the other black man? Nothing, he was recently involved in a terrible car accident which he barely survived but lost the function of speech and was paralysed from the neck downwards. He is constantly in pain and desperately wants someone to kill him but has no way of communicating this so is forced to wait until his natural death.

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I'm so hungry I could eat a well prepared meal!

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*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

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What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

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If John has 50 candybars and eats 45 of them how many does he have left? Diabetes.

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In Soviet Russia You drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up

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Your mamma's such a whore, she sleeps with men who pay her.

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How do you stop a bus ? Put 3 small children in front of it Whats sad about 3 children who died in a bus crash ? They were my kids. How do you know if you're blind ? You run in to a wall

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Yo mama is so nasty she won't take a shower till she is dead you idiot says the boy she won't die she has twenty thousand live

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My trip to Italia: Italian most: WELCOME TO ITAAAAAAALIA! YOU WANT THE PIZZA YES? Me asking my then Italian girlfriend: Are all Italians so loud? Then girlfriend: Yeah kinda... Her brother overhearing us: WHO! GAVE! YOU THE BALLS! TO JUDGE US! Me: Uh I am just surprised at... Her bro: I SAID WHO GAVE YOU THE BALLS... DONT LOOK AT ME! Me: *looking down at the ground somewhat ashamed* bro: LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! NO! DONT LOOK AT ME! I will let you go for this time yes? Next time I will take you outside and beat you up okay? LOOK AT ME WHEN I SPEAK TO YOU! AND DO NOT LOOK AT ME! Conclusion: Wow you Italians are bad ass... I mean hell this is was a real life experience of mine, I was just a teen back then but I got a headache and threw up ending up in bed later... Fact: I am nearly two meters but walk with a hunch, the guy was half my size but still broke me down, wow Italians are bad ass...

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A Mime travels to Africa for a vacation. He meets a Zebra in his travels and the Zebra says "Hey we both are wearing black and white stripes!" The Mime did not understand the Zebra because he cannot talk his language so he continues on with his vacation.

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What's black and white and red all over? A referee eating a red Popsicle on a hot summers day.

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why did the blind man crash his car? he had down syndrome.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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