- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

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What did Batman say to Superman? Nothing, he killed him with a kryptonite spear.

What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

Whys the Elephant afraid of the mouse? i dont know im not an Zoologist

Ask me if I'm a kangaroo Are you a Kangaroo? No….

what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

what is red and lies in all four corners of the room? a baby that was playing with a chainsaw.

There are two types of people in the world: 1. people who can extrapolate from incomplete data And I have two wonderful pieces of advice: 1. Never tell anyone everything you know

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What did the Pitchfork say to the Gremlin? Nothing, because its a pitchfork, and gremlin's don't exist.

What do friends and potatoes have in common? If you eat them, they will die.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? An ambulance.

Q: What's wrong with being gay A: Nothing is wrong with anybody because we're all human

Why was the 3 year old high He was flying

No this is Patrick, I'm not a krusty krab

The man says to the doctor "Sir, I have contracted a terrible headache." The doctor replies back, "Yes you do."

My friend came in the barber's shop and asked me to cut his hair for him, i always have rude banter with him and i made a joke about his big bate nose. He acused me of calling him Jewish and threatened to sue me. This is how i found out that he was a white supremisist.

What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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