- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

A fish swims into a wall. It does not say anything, seeing as fish do not possess vocal chords and therefore are incapable of speech.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Cut the rope.

Yo mama is so fat she probably has diabetes, poor circulation in her extremities, and cannot ride anything at Disney World.

There once was a man from Nantucket who lost most of his savings by making bad investment decisions.

Why did suzy fall of the swing? -she had no arms... Why couldn't she get back up? -she had no friends

What's the best part of a family reunion? The sodomy.

How can you tell when a African man is lying? Like any other person you would use a lie detector.

Guy A turns to Guy B and says, 'Hey, can I use your cellphone to call my mom?" Guy B nods and says, "Yeah, sure, just press redial." Guy B had been planning an surprise party for Guy A and had called Guy A's mother for ideas.

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did the cookie die Because a fat kid was hungry

Whats worse than finding an worm in your apple? 1942 BERLIN

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What happens if a girl punches a guy? A white man in prison, convicted of sexual assault.

Q: What's worse than school? A:Your mum dying

Why didn't Charlie Sheen lose? Because he's always winning.

Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? No. You don't need to, it's quite inappropriate.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I was just lying about the wheels part.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

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what happens when an unstoppable force hits an unmovable object? it goes around.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

How did superman always save the day? Because he was a fictional tv actor so he could do whatever he wanted to.

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