Your momma's so fat that when she uses a hoolahoop, she gets tired after one try and has to stop.

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whats forever alone me

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Roses are red Violets are blue Last night I came home to find my entire family murdered....

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whats worse then 9/11? -George W. Bush

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the other day i saw a mouse run across my floor. i said "okay" and proceeded with my life

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A man walks into a bar. He's covered in Ash because the north tower just collapsed.

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How come the black man couldn't be seen on film? He could be seen on film, he's not a vampire.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ostrich. Ostrich who? No no I don't have a formal name, I'm just telling you I'm an ostrich.

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Yo mama is so fat, so when she jumped of a building, she died.

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How do you keep a black guy out of your backyard? You tell him "STAY OUT"

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How are you this morning?

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Q Why is an octopus like a tree? A Haven't the foggiest.

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Why are asians so smart? Because they study very hard and learn the material.

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Har har hey

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What did the cow say to the bull. they had kids because they shared an interest in being silent.

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What do you give a sick bird? First-Aid tweetment.

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???????????? WTF?

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Why do you give a blond a gun You dont

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A man runs into a bar, he is in a coma for 7 years and most likely going to die, of severe brain damage.

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hey i just F****d u and this is crazy so delete the number and keep the baby

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It had just escaped from the slaughterhouse and ran for its life.

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A man walks into a barn the n was not visible

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What is the main similarity of Darth Vader and Michael Jackson? They are both dead fathers.

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how many jews can you fit in an oven? -well zero because the conventional oven cannot fit a full sized human

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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