What is a vampires favorite desert? Vampires aren't real.

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There once was a man from Nantucket.

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Here's a joke for u Hahaha suck on it I wasnt going to make u laugh o yea ur mom died

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What's green and has wheels? Dave Matthew's Band

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Why did Billy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a bus

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When does the narwhal bacon? When the universe looses its realism to the point where every animals' meat is bacon at a certain time, and a person hunts a narwhal at the crack of dawn when there is a triple rainbow and the narwhal's DNA is combined with a pig's just long enough for the meat to be bacon when the person shoots it.

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Knock Knock. KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK. ANYBODY HOME?

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How is it you become the true badass you say? Its a very complicated process that takes decades of training, and many failed attempts on before you become the one, true badass on the entire planet. Once you had done it. People will love you forever, there would be parades, parties, celebrations, even a holiday, just for you and you alone. Too bad I'll never tell you.

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How many eco-friendly people does it take to change a lightbulb? Nobody knows because fluorescent lightbulbs last 6 to 12 years longer than an incandescent lightbulb.

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he was too much of a bitch to when his friends dared him.

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What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handle bars except for the duck

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am not using commas That is improper punctuation.

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Quizno's footlongs are four dollars...

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knock knock who's there? refelection reflection who? reflection in the mirror, it's you -lINDz@Y $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ s/0 to my B0oFrand J0rdan MiLaRR

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Why was the baby going so fast? It was tied to a bus.

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roses are red Jacob's a Jew the holocaust was funny Haha f**k you

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Whats gay and has wheels? Alex Egbert, I lied about the wheels

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A little boy asked his mom what fucking was, so she showed him.

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Why did Harry get in the taxi? His mother told him to put his seatbelt on.

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It's not just me bomber, Kane Aodhan and kevin are all posting stuff too so SBB!!!

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What's big, wet and hairy? Not what you think it is.

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Why didn't Hitler drink whiskey? Because it made him mean.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Fred. Hello Fred.

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Why doesn't Santa come in the summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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