Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes.

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Two Irish men walk into a bar, order a drink and sit down to enjoy the drink and friednly conversation.

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one day a grape was in the sun raisin

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You

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What did the midget say to the clown that was blocking the doorway? Excuse me

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Knock, Knock Whose there? your friend Oh ok (opens the door) (it was not his friend but instead it was a giant panda who robbed him of his goods).

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3 jews walk into a bar I lied it was a gas chamber

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what did the man say to the other man? hi

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What's the difference between a joke and an anti-joke? I don't know man, but you touch yourself at night.

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Yo mama so fat she sells shade. Yo mama so fat she needs cheat codes for wii fit. Yo mama so fat she in call of duty when a player kills her they get a 5 person kill streak. Yo mama so fat that she is fat. :)

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Q: Why did Temia go to sleep? A: Cause swaq and she was so skuxx!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To see if he could beat the oncoming car.

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I'm hungry.

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Two guys walk in a bar, and they die.

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A white man asks a black man, "Did you fall into a chimney?" and laughs. The man proceeds to wash off his hands and face to reveal beautiful, dark-brown skin. Then they both joke about it because they are best friends.

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My Friday was going great until i realized it's Thursday...

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What happened when an atheist burned down the home of a priest? He was arrested, charged with arson and sentenced to 5 years in prison.

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name-Sally-Sue What I am good at in school: readin' annnd...math. What I need to work on in school: spelin

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted honey. Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to get to his house. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was stupid.

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What did the alien discuss with the other alien? Something we discussed.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She was blind and deaf, leaving her unable to respond to external stimuli and thus unlikely to able to pass a basic driving test.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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