What goes about 36 miles per hour and screams? A baby attached to a ceiling fan.

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A man buys free health care...

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Q: What's the meaning of life? A: Look in a Dictionary.

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roses are grey violets are grey im colorblind but your face is still black!!!

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Get in the car.

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What do you call a gardener in Mexico? Un Jardinero.

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What did the doctor say to the terminally ill patient? Your going to die.

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sexual intercourse.

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what little black and can make a woman scream a womans dead roting baby

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hoo. Who Hoo? You're a barn owl!

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What's worse than ten dead babies? Not much.

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What's the square root of 69? 8.306623862918075

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I have no soul so I must consume yours

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Whats worse than breaking your pencil? Getting a cactus shoved up your ass.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue And you will be too when i'm done with ya

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways and there was no traffic.

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Why was the construction worker crying? Because do to the failing economy, he was recently let go from his job, and he is mortified by the idea of being unable to find work and ending up homeless and unable to fend for his family.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was very mad at his mother, so he ran away, and, on the other side of the road, he saw a ver luxurious chicken coop. In other words, duh.

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a short man asked a tall man "hey hows the weather up there"? the tall man couldnt answer cause he was sucked up by a tornado that missed the short man

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have an optical disorder

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An irish man calls a black man a nigger. The offended black man then proceeds to ravenously beat the Irish man's head into a nearby curb.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Michael Jackson.

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iff god whas funny why thit he let your mother be raped and your sister murdered en iff satan whos a ice cream will he taste sweet ?

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Whats worse than a dead baby in a puddle of blood? A dead baby in soup.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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