What happens if you fight Chuck Norris? You might lose or win.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Cuz the chicken crossed the road

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Why did the girl fall off the fridge? She tripped on a rock.

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What is worse than burning your toast? - Obama

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What did Sarah Palin say as she gazed to the West? "I really wish my daughter hadn't gotten pregnant."

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Well, she did.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Comfortably, four.

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What's worse then dumping your' girlfriend over text? Dumping her best friend over text at the same time.

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After Fighting Apollo creed. Rocky screams ADRIAN!!!! After 3 days of cardiac arrest he realises that ardian is a fregment on his imagination

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Approximately 75 pounds of wood a day

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Hey you want to here a joke? I can't think of one

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Why was the picture ruined? Because you were in it.

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I hate being bi-polar; it's awesome!

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A black guy and a white guy walk into a bar, they were both unemployed and blowing their savings on their alcohol addictions

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You wanna hear a real joke? Well, look at the post below this one.

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What was the reason for the confused looking woman staring at the can of frozen Apple juice for twenty minutes? Some cans are difficult to open: The little ring bit comes off when you pull it, and then you have to work out a new way to open it, which takes patience and ingenuity.

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2 polar bears are standing on a chunk of ice that is floating in the Arctic Sea. One turns to the other and says, 'Dyu know; I keep thinking it's Thursday...'

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Why Does God Hate Gays? He Doesent, God Does Not Exist.

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What do you do when you see a mentally challenged kid in a wheelchair? Walk up and offer to push him, as you should since he probably hasn't had a lot of friends in his lifetime.

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if japanese cars are called riceburners would german cars be called jewburners

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

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i like cats

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Why did Billy fall off the swings? Because he had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Billy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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