Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the poor thing is so confused and is seeking a near by farm.

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what is brown and shaped like a tree?

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HEY EVERYONE THUMBS UP!

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What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendor? I don't eat hot dogs. Thank you though.

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Three men walked into a bar. They looked around, saw that it was pretty crowded, and decided they'd feel more comfortable going somewhere a little less busy down the road.

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A dog walked into a bar. The bartender barked at the dog and the dog replied with, "I don't speak dog language."

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Why did the little girl get a new tricycle? To cope with her father's death

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Whats 1+1? Well,According to John Willemain's Business Analysis: Problem Solving Using Calculus and Finite Mathematics it's 2.

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Why did Jordan miss the bus? The bus didn't miss hitting him.

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Bryce Harlan and I are close friends Love, Pete K

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holocaust jokes are bad, anne frankly they annoy me

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What's the difference between mustangs and dead babies I don't collect mustangs

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How do you spell dog? C-A-T!

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A blonde brunette and redhead all jump off a building. Who hit the ground first? The brunette because she jumped first

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A woman comes to the doctor with a dog and the doctor says: -What are you doing here, dog? Get the hell out of here, you're an animal.

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The Olympics

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A woman walks into a sex sop, she buys a dildo.

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What do you get when you put a dog in a cage. Cantaloupes

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how do u piss of a polish man? rape his girlfriend

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Who eats chicken noodle soup? Anybody who enjoys chicken noodle soup.

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Why did the little girl fall off of the swing? She had previously been in a car accident, in which all of her close family died and she was the only survivor. Since both her arms were stuck in between crushed components of the car, they had to be amputated on the spot. She was testing out the prosthetic arms she had been given when they failed, causing her to get a concussion, and putting her in a coma for the rest of her life.

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Joe Paterno dosn't walk into a police station.-South Park

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What did Batman say to Robin before they get into the Batmobile? -Come on Robin, get into the Batmobile!

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Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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