An Englishman, a Frenchman and a German strand on an island. Searching the jungle, they fall into a trap. They get painfully killed and eaten by the cannibals.

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Simon says; "You're adopted."

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How do you avoid being hit with a toaster? You don't walk past the man hitting you with a toaster.

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What happened when the dinosaur walked out into the rain? He got wet.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's actually much safer to look through the peep hole than it is to let a stranger know you are home.

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Reporter: So, how do you feel knowing you don't have some place to work when you walk out of your house because of that tornado? Guy: "Well, it feels even worse knowing I don't have a house to walk out of. . ."

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What's black and hangs from trees? tires ...and black people

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A twelve year old walks into a bar. How Tragic

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A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, and it's destroying he's family

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America

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Why didn't Valerie go on over to Amy's house? Because she's dead.

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What do you get when you mix a racoon and a human. A Smoothie

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What do you call a man who writes anti-jokes? Rhys, because that is my name. thank you

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-I once had a dog with no legs, and do you know how I named him? -...? -I didn't name him, he wouldn't come...

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Shes been dead for some time now.

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What will you be doing right before you die? ... ... living.

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you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

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Why did the boy dress up as a zombie? Because it was Halloween.

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Q : What did Piers tell his friend before leaving ? A : Bye.

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The hippo's an African beast, Who notably is quite obese, Quite boorish and mean And never too lean And poops in the rivers, at least...

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How do you get rid of a stalker? You throw a fridge at them!

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No? Don't worry, he didn't either

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who has brown eyes blonde hair and red lips a human-being

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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