- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make someone laugh? Tell them this joke.

A Jewish person had a robber in their house. Who broke in? Adolf Hitler

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Skinny guy: Hey wanna hear a yo mama joke? Fat mother: Hey you wanna die?

why was one black guy surrounded by ten white guys...... he was a story teller.

Why couldn't the black man swim. Because he had never been taught.

What did the one midget say to the other midget? We r both small

What do you say to a black man on the street? Hello.

What happened to Kurt Cobain? He committed suicide. He shot himself in the head with a shotgun and then he died.

What did the Mexican man say to the American man? Nothing. Neither of them spoke the same language.

why was the child crying? because his friend just got hit by a van.

Why did the head football coach go to the bank? Not to get his quarter back cause that'll cost him at least ten million a year.

Did you hear about the 2 pretzels walking down the street? It's not true, pretzels are not capable of autonomous movement.

Why is six scared of seven? Because seven is in his house with an axe.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

A man walks outside and walks back in. Why? Because it was raining purple unicorns and he felt the need to go back inside.

what did the cerial killer get for christmas an electric chair

A man walks into a bar and sees an attractive blonde. He is afraid of talking to her so he goes home and masterbates himself to sleep.

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Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

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