Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it's in a chicken coop.

Justin Bieber.

How do you stay out of Heaven? you stay alive.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

Knock, knock No, I do not want to hear about God.

who ever is reading this....

Did you hear about the plane that crashed and killed 1000 people? My sister has cancer.

Why does the Green Giant's vegetables taste funny? He stands over his peas and corn.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Q. What's smarter then the smartest woman in the world? A. A retarded seal, or pretty much anything else.

Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

Yo mamas so fat she's over weight

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

What do you call a black man with pearl white teeth ? A man with good dental hygiene.

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Knock knock Who's there? Oh. I was just making sound effects.

How many kids with Asperger's does it take to change a light bulb? Tyrannosaurus lived in the Cretaceous Period.

Can I ask you a question? You just did

Q: What do you do when you meet someone new? A: You don`t know and expect me to do so? Get a life!

Why wasn't the drunk driver arrested when he killed a man? Because he died as well.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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