hello? knock knock. you called me, why are you saying knock knock?

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What does a joke and an anti-joke have in common? Nothing, since "anti-" refers to the opposite of the word that it is modifying.

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What do you call a bad anti joke? And anti joke

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These anti-funny jokes are so funny, i realized that i would like to read another one

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A bar walked into a bar. Bars can't walk.

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A man walks into a bar. It turns out he's an alcoholic, and he goes home and beats his wife.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven, one muffin says to the other; boy it's hot in here. the other other muffin doesn't reply because it's a muffin, muffins don't talk. Now consider that the first muffin was a squirrel, A TALKING SQUIRREL!

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"So can we take the rest of the schoolday off?" the students asked. The teacher then asked: "Why?" The students explained: "Because some of us live far away and it's impossible to get through the masses of snow, especially if the snowfall continues like this." "Well, I can't give you time off, because the principal haven't said it has snowed enough just yet." he responded.

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What do you call someone who has slept for 48 hours straight? Dead.

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Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Seeing your mom dance

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im gay

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Q: What is black, white and red all over? A: Interracial sex during the time which the bible has decreed as abhoration.

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why were the girls confused? they were in a logic class and couldn't seem to find the irrationality chapter in the book

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Why did peter shake the baby? To kill it and rape its dead corpse

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what happens when an Indian walks into a bar? they realize they found there way home

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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Albert, there is a dead, FLY in your hair.

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Why did the man look up into the sky? carrot cake

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A blind man watches TV

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What happened to the teacher? He taught his students.

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What do you call a someone who steals from a black guy? A thief.

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A black man and a mexican man are in a car. Who is driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. The mexican, Alex, had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. Rain had suddenly come upon them and a passing off-duty police officer had picked them up and took them to a nearby hotel. The three men had drinks and the friends had a wonderful rest of their trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months after their return John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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What's big and white?

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hohifooncuiohicvsdhn ioshd

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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