I am a nigger.

Why don't carrot tops souls ? They just don't

What did the mouse say to the elephant that sat on him? Nothing, he died on impact.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Why do I have a Virtual Boy?

A Cadillac Escalade ran off a cliff with 4 black man in it. What's wrong with this? The Cadillac could hold 6 people.

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

please ignore the bottom two 'jokes' as they were written by josh carey and ryan danielz

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The 8 year old in my trunk

What does this and this have in common , wait I was meant to put pictures up, aww

Q: What's funnier than a baby in a blender? A: A baby in a clownsuit in a blender.

why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted AIDS

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

Why did the lebanese man kill his own family? He had cancer.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? One, its not a difficult task.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Moderately entertaining story, friend.

My pet rock died.

A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and mop. In turns out the bartender was a paranoid schizophrenic and was hallucinating.

A man walks into a bar and says "I'd like a beer."

What did Steven Hawkings say as he fell down the stairs? .................

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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