A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

tims sty:)

Roses are brown, Violets are brown, it seem's that someone has been bathroom on my lawn. "Martha, I'm not cleaning this up"

TWATFROST HOLOCOSTME sOME MONEY TO GET A BOOB JOB HAHAHAHA BALOWJOB

Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

Knock, knock! Who's there? your enemy your enemy who? your nemesis who was brutally raped and murdered last nigh.

Three men on a journey stop at a farm and ask the farmer if they might be allowed to stay the night. The farmer consents upon one condition: that the visitors not lay a hand on his daughter. The men respected the farmers wishes and left in the morning.

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

A black man walks into a bar. The barman says 'We don't serve your kind here'. The man leaves and goes to a nearby bar that doesn't have racist staff.

Why did the blonde walk into the men's restroom? Because the blonde was a man who needed to expel his feculent waste.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Roses are red Violets are blue Trash gets dumped Just like you

Whats sadder than a lost baby deer? Im too lazy too think of the rest of the joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there? Alzheimers

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

Luck is not real. But the dismembered body in my basement is.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

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