I have a gay camel

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42, that is all

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am a gardener

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Just finished taking a huge $hit, wiped my ass, then realized I wasn't done.

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what happened when a duck flew over the hunter during duck hunting season? the hunter shot at the bird, but fortunately, the hunter was nit very good so the duck flew back to his wife and children by the pond.

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There are 11 people hanging onto a rope that comes down from an airplane. 10 of them are blonde, and one is a brunette. They all decide that one person should get off because if they don't, the rope will break and everyone will die. No one can decide who should go, so finally the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, "I'll get off." The blondes, all moved by the brunette's speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

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what is so fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? There is a high possibility their breasts have developed, thus equaling more pleasure for you.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

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What do you call a black man flying a plane ? - a pilot.

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John and Sarah sitting in a tree. K i s s i n g. First comes love. Oops theres goes john-- he's falling---he's falling... he's broken his neck and ruptured his internal organs. D e a t h

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What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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What is black, white and red all over? An interracial couple that has been shot and murdered.

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Q: What do you call a black guy with his degree in dentistry? A: Doctor

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What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

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What starts with f and end in uck Firetruck

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A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

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knock knock come back later i'm taking a shower!!!

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A man walks into a bar, muttering to himself. People stare at him because his severe Schizophrenia makes him stand out in social situations.

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why did the chicken cross the road? well... to get to the other side.

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a pornstar comes early to a party

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Knock, Knock. Who's there Hey, it's Dave. Oh well come on in.

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I've had amnesia as long as I can remember

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Anti Joke

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