- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did OJ Simpson say to the blonde? "Don't worry, I'm not going to murder you"

What did Hellen Keller name her dog? Her parents named it Spot; Hellen Keller isn't able to speak due to her handicapped muteness.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

What have a blueberry and a raspberry got in common? They both can't ride a skateboard

What do you call a black priest? A black priest

How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? - Getting killed in the Holocaust. Whats worse than that? - Nothing.

Roses are Red You're Black and Blue My fists seemed to have taken A liking to you

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Why Was Mary Short? She Had No Legs.

What do you call a dog eating a dead dog? A hungry dog

Rachel not blowing Robert.

The real reason you go to college is.... To learn more about what you want to do in life.

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

why did the kid drop his ice cream? because he got ran over by a bus! (not a original, just funny)

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because the monkey was a dead. Don't you dare laugh. Asshole.

Fifteen out of twenty therapists is great, but five are left out.

Help iv fallen and i can get up -blarg

Why did the chicken cross the road? We don't know if he even did, how would we know why? There were no cameras at the intersection he crossed at. Therefor the question is unanswerable. Unless the chicken admits to it........ ........ Chickens can't talk.

Look whos talking Matt Critchley

I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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