Why Did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

A sad-looking man entered a bar. The barman asked, "why so sad?" The man replied, "I have a terminal illness."

Q: What's the difference between a duck? A: An orange.

What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

What's black and blue and lives in a kitchen? A 1940's housewife.

what do you give a little girl with no legs and no arms for christmas...................cancer

Why did the girl drown? She had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

Where did grandpa go for his birthday The morgue.

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

Whats green and turns red at the push of a button A frog in a blender

VAGINA.

What starts with "m" and rhymes with monkey? Platypus

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

roses are red and violets are in fact violet

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

Why do Chinese people have flat faces? Air bags.

Q: Why's everyone afraid of Friday the 13th? A: Justin Bieber's movie comes out.

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

you know whats funny... nothing.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

hey

Whats black and flys out of a car? Pupies stuffed in a bag.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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