Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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I really don't care how you dress at my funeral, I'll be dead!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? because 7 is bigger.

Roses are red, Violoets are blue, I accidentally shat my pants. Brb

Why did the black man die of leukemia? Overexposure to radioactive materials due to his career as a nuclear engineer.

Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

What's worse than farting in a silent class room? Denying it and farting a second time.

You heard about that piece of shit that says no all the time? Yes, I bet you haven't though. no.

what"s short , has a tail , and is amazing ? maddy cartwright i lied about the tail!

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

whats brown and sticky? shit

whats red and bad for your teeth... A brick.

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

What did the Arab do when he got frustrated? Burned himself

why did the boy and girl go under the covers together? because they were cold

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

A Sloth runs...

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When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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