Two black men go inside a movie theater. They sit down and watch the movie.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No Neither have I

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Two men walk into a bar, the third one ducks.

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why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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Why did the black man have lots of money. He studied hard at school and got into a good university. He dedicated 5 years of his life working relentlessly and getting his diploma in medicine then went on to work in a private hospital as head doctor and neuro surgeon. He was very successful in his specific field of medicine. That didn't work out so after quitting his job and realizing he had wasted over 7 years of his life achieving nothing but lose of interest in his career. He then bought a lottery ticket and won 8 million dollars.

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How many Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? None. They use candles

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What did the Lightning Bolt say to the Thunder Cloud? WATTSup?

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Imagine that we take all of the elephants in the world and laid them out end to end in space Did you know all of the elephants would die Nature fact

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Whats the difference between Lady Gaga and Justin Bieber? Lady Gaga has a penis.

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What did the cow say right before he was slaughtered and later to be sold? Nothing cows dont talk they can create a sound that most people describe as MOO though.

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Statistically speaking, one out if every seven dwarves are unhappy

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping cart? One holds groceries. The other molests small children.

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What is sad about a kid dying in a bus accident? The other 20 survived

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One day I was hungry. I ate. I wasn't hungry anymore. Penis.

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- What's better than just sitting on a couch in a summerhouse with a bottle of wine and reading a good book? - An orgy.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

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How Do You Fart Eat Beans

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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Knock, Knock Who's there? No one OK???? BYE, BYE U still there? Yeah Umm . . . ?

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why couldnt james zatts swim? he was half black

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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