- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where do black guys sit in the bus? Enywhere theres a free seat

Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

There was a girl who was allergic to peanuts she ate peanuts and died the next day. She got hit by a bus.

How do you get a hot blonde to do your laundry? At knife point.

What really puts a kick into both my life and the lives of others around me? My leg(s) of which recieves messages from a sophisticated bundle of "wires" in my cranium that enables it to act at all.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

Q. How did the blind man savvier from walking of a cliff? A. He didn't he died.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

once upon a time there was a girl named katie. she walked across the road. she got hit by a truck. now she's in heaven. the end,.

Why did the chicken attempt to cross the road? To see if it could.

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A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

Ask this to your friend. "Yo man, I really need your help on this question. Can you tell me color comes after 9?" guaranteed "wtf"

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

How do you lose your train of thought? You can't. It is impossible to fit a full size locomotive in the human skull.

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is killing is family.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? A puppy, but it was left too long in a wrapped up box without air, it quickly suffocated and ruined the kids chirstmas.

Whats worse than a baby crying on a plane. 9/11

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Actually it is,how may i help you?

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