- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why did Lucy have blond hair? Answer: Because both her parents had recessive traits.

What did the man with Alzheimer's get for Christmas? Happy New Year!

How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

Whats big, purple and hairy. Has 4 eyes and 2 brains? Nothing.

Oh...okay, good.

What's worse than getting Ebola? Nothing

There was a black man and a mexican woman at a bar. The women says, "Why are all racial jokes about men?" The black man replies, "Because it is believed by some that males are superior to women." The woman went to go order a book from amazon.

Why did the chicken lay an egg? Because she got knocked up.

Ever heard of the dumb blonde joke? You probably wouldn't get it.

A man walks into a bra. Bra kills him...

NO! Nero created the MULTIVERSE During the sixth day... And on the seventh... He did not get any sleep or rest either...¨ SO THE GREAT EXPLOSION OF ENDORPHIN'S WAS CREATED AND IT WAS GOOD! Moral:"Seriously, get lost, only the trio of the Gods Me,Myself, and I, are worthy of this tribulation!

What is blue and rolls ? A blue, rolling thing.

There were 2 drunk men. Man 1:im planning to buy the world. man 2:you cant. man 1:why. man 2: cause im not gonna sell it.

Wanna hear a bathroom joke? YOU TRYIN' TO KILL US?!?

How did the blonde get Lost in her house? Netflix.

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

What Batman Said to Robin before getting into the car? I'll drive.

What do you all a dead black man? A corpse.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because she fell off a tree. Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally wanted to cross the road.

Q. What was the the cancer's patients favorite song? A. Radioactive

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

How much wood would a woodchuck chu... Forget this, this is overused.

Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? It fell.

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