whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Did the boy ever tell you how he died? Trick questions he's dead, deceased bodies can't talk.

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Why did the homeless man get a house key cut? He didn't he's homeless.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I am disabled, so please help me poo.

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where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

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woman's rights

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I was going to tell a Holocaust joke, but I Jews not to. Anne Frankly, it's disrespectful. I'm sure you did Nazi that Hitlerious anti-joke coming.

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why did susie fall off the swing? she had no arms and no legs. knock knock who's there? not susie

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

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why did Samantha fall off the building? She was hit by a flying fridge dropped by a traffic helicopter.

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Why was the fat guy sad? his daughter is slowly dying of anorexia why was the fat guy sad? his daughter was raped by a giant panda bear

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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How do pigs get hurt? They are run over by a tractor.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

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THE GAME

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He crossed the road to get to a podium. He then made a lond speech about how chickens should be able to cross a road with out having their motives questioned.

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Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind, which both make it very unsafe for her to drive.

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Why did the woman lie down? She was dead

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How do you confuse a blonde? Speak to her in a nonsensical language of gibberish you have devised without her being able to understand or translate.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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