Q: Whats worse than spilling milk? A: Cancer Q: Whats worse than cancer? A: Rebecca Black

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melon

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What did the Protoss player say when he lost to a Terran player? I concede defeat. You simply have a greater mastery over the game than I.

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Why did little timmy cry? He was nailed to a ceiling fan.

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What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

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Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

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A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

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What do you do when your speeding and a cop is right behind you? make a complete stop and hope for the best

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"I can sell this watch for $500 dollars on the black market!" Well, you could sell your liver for $500 dollars on the black market too.

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What do giant panda bears eat? giant bamboo

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What did one tree say to the other? "Hey Phil, how's it going?

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How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

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Hi. Hello. I live in Iowa. Same. Im your neighbor. Same. I like corn. Same. Im gay. Same. HAHAHAHAHAHA gotcha! No i really am gay and the fact that you thought that was funny saddens me deeply.

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Why did the boy lose his watch? Who cares? It was a shitty-ass watch.

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Guess what I saw today? Everything I looked at.

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How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

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How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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why did the little boy drop his icecream? he was hit by a train

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

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two men walk into a bar. they get a concussion.

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What did the elephant say to the poacher? Answer: Dear God in heaven, please don't kill me for my ivory.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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