- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? usually one new yorker.

A black man is trapped inside a bottle, how does he get out? He doesn't it is simply impossible for a human to get trapped inside a bottle.

A guy walks into a bar... Ouch

When I walk in the rain, I get wet

Why did Santa go to a rap concert? Because Santa was a rapper

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

A man walks into a bakery and buys a doughnut. He then starts to drive home when he realised that he'd forgoten to eat the doughtnut and has to returne to do so.

You know how to torture Hellen Keller? -No. Put a plunger in the toilet.

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

Why was the chicken sad because it lost it's family

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the jew kill himself? He heard a raciest joke and went into a period of depresion causing him to lose all will to live.

Why did the man follow the law? He didn't want to get arrested

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

Q:Which do you take out more...trash or recycle? A: Greenery

whats red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What should you do when your refrigerator is running? Tell it to FREEZE!

Why was the black man escorted out of the bar? Civil rights is still a real issue in this country and must be solved.

John went to the shop to purchase a can of coca cola. He left the shop with a can of coca cola.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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