Yeah I was beginning to enjoy that as well, but I used "timed hypnosis" I have not seen it been coined elsewhere yet, not that I learn hypnosis anymore, I kinda teach it covertly to whoever I believe can use it responsively. "Timed hypnosis" is not really based upon a set amount of time after all time is relative, and our subconcious does know that and the subconcius understands that we did not invent time just because we made some fucking dials spin around" Now, timed hypnosis is based on a purpose, for example: "I will go into a trance until I am done teaching my new buddy how covert hypnosis works and teach her to use it subconciously" But now I made you aware of that, so you can use it consciously as well, the real magic here is that the subconcious is so much more efficient and powerful than the conscious mind that it would not even be neccesary to have a concious mind, except for one thing.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

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Why did the man name his boy "Sue?" He had bad eyesight and thought it was a girl.

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What did Spiderman do when he saw a crime taking place? He stopped it

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Aaron Pfeifer likes men

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Your Mum's so fat, she's going to die.

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Why did the Billy flunk the test? His parents were killed in a refridgerator

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why did the man start living on the street? he lost his job, his wife left him, and had his identity stolen.

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your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

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How many jews does it take to stop hitler. no one knows they didn't

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knock knock? whose there? i dont know. i dont know who? i dont know.

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So this beautiful woman goes to see her doctor and says "Doctor i think i have a fever." the doctor replies "I think I've got just what you need. open your mouth." The woman opened her mouth and the doctor gave her some Advil "This should help your fever. that will be $300." in shock the woman said "these prices are to high."

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I have down syndrome. -RDV

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why was the spoiled girl running from her parents? because they weren't her parents, they were kidnappers and were going to sell her into underground sex trafficking markets where she would probably spend the rest of her life being a slave.

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Why did Johnny disappear? He was sucked into a vacuum toilet on an air jet.

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Steven Hawkin ran a marathon.

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Q /why do people eat dinner? A/ because their hungry

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Why are there so many little girls falling off swing jokes? Because you tuch youself at night.

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Why did i write this joke? Because i'm a try hard.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede with a millipede? I don't know but it sure has a lot of legs

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How did they wake up Lady Gaga? They p-p-poked her face p-p-poked her face......!

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What's blue and has two windows ? The sky, i lied about the windows.

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What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Well you can't drive planes

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