Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

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So a catholic priest, a pedophile, and a rapist walk into a bar. He orders a beer.

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What did the white man say to the group of mexicans when a golf ball was coming toward them? 4!

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Why do migrant birds fly to the south? Because they can't get there on foot.

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What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

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Two english guys meet at work

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If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress? Regression.

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Did you hear about the sale on the toyota cars from japan? if you can get it out of the water its free!

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to see its chicks that got run over by a car.

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What's yellow and lays in a tree? Tweety the Whore

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? Nazis did't burn the pizza

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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"I like my women like I like my coffee, in a cup." -Paul Alangadan

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You wanna hear a joke about my penis Nevermind, it would be inappropriate of me to say such a thing.

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An Englishman, and Irishman, and a Scottsman walk into a bar and the bartender says, "Is this some kind of a joke?"

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Roses are red Violets are blue i got one question Screw You

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Why did the rabbit jump? Because that's what rabbits do.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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