What's small, black,and crispy? A baby after an apartment fire

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How do you know your cat is gay? Other cats have buttsex with him

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What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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What's worse than discovering that you have contracted HIV? Stumbling upon a mass genocide. HIV's pretty bad though.

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What do you get when you cross a penis with a dinosaur? A dicklodocus.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Why is Osama bimladin dead? Because he was a threat to American for many years, and someone finally found him and killed him.

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whats orange, green and has a treadmill attached to it? a cantaloupe, i lied about the treadmill.

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mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

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what is worse than finding a worm in your apple being tricked by your best friend to mule drugs over the boarder and then imprisoned in a Vietnamese jail, where you will most likely will be traded for sex and other horrid act of sodomy, only to escape and work as a sex slave to earn your way home, because that is the life you know now there is no way out you will die here.

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What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a superhero and the other is just a normal person.

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a man pulled up to a girl in a white van with tinted windows. he told the girl he had candy inside. she got in the van. he then proceeded to rape becasue he was a rapist and that is the lifestyle he choose to have.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 ? because 7 is black.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Yes.

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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George Bush.

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Faithful men.

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Cameron is a r e t a r d

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Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

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Why was the boy sitting alone? Because all his friends died.

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Have you heard the joke that they don't tell retarded people? You haven't? Well then alright let me tell you because it's actually quite amusing.

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If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a video worth?

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "My wife just died from pancreatic cancer."

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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