how can you tell if your moms fat? if Dora can't explore her (mx)

Jon has 50 chocolate candy bars Jon eats 45 of them. What does Jon have? Diabetes...

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

How do you kill a blonde? Stab her repeatedly in the chest with a ball point pen

So there are three black people on a plane. The pilot comes over the intercom and says "Wow wow wow wait a second... ...why are there only three people on this plane? This is a commercial flight"

Kumquats, daffodils, and potato salad.

Why does it take women to cum slower than men? Who cares

If you shaved Chuck Norris' beard, you'd find a chin.

Why was maddison sad Becasue he was born with a fucking gay name

Knock... Knock... Who's there? AIDS.

What's the difference between a turtle and a horse? The horse has no shell.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

whats the difference between a rapist and a pedophile? the racist has his own whistle

Roses are yellow Violets are also yellow Please don't stereotype again

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse replies " My daughter just died of leukemia."

Why did Billy fall of his bike HE HAD NO BIKE

Why'd the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the prisoner say to the man who posted his bail? Thank you.

Why do black people have a bad reputation? Because they do bad things.

Why did the woman walk into the men's clothing store? She's a lesbian. Why did the man walk into the womens clothing store? He had to buy his mom a birthday present.

A man walks into a bar, he has a terrible drinking problem and he is ruining his family.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

Why couldn't the black guy enter the room? He was too large to fit through the doorway therefore he turned around and left

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