What is green and looks like Grass? A painting of grass

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WHat did Helen Keller get for Christmas? an ipod

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Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

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What is funny and has three legs? Not the Holocaust.

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Waht do chinease people and gambling machines have in common? They both say chink chink chink chink chink chinck

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How do you stop someone from simply copying an already posted anti-joke? No, seriously, how do you?

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Doctor: "I'm sorry, but your son has Hepatitis B. Asian Parent: "Why he has Hepatitis B? Why he not get the Hepatitis A plus?"

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What did the dog say to the mouse? Cat

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Q: Ask me how far have you gone with a girl? A: Mexico

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Cleveland winning something

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What did the little boy say after he was pushed off the cliff? Nothing. He died, therefore, he is incapable of speaking.

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What's big, black and hard to swallow? A bowling ball.

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A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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sit on your hand until it goes numb and then touch yourself.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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There are 100 men enjoying a cruise to celebrate an important contract going through at their place of employment. The boat then suffers a major malfunction and tragically sinks to the bottom of the ocean, miles from any land masses. Not a single man died, how is this possible? They all used the lifeboats supplied on the boat and followed the standard procedure to deal with such a crisis.

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Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

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Why did the cat bite its owner's? Because the owner had been dead for several days and the cat was locked in the house with nothing else to eat.

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"Did you eat your veggies?" asked the shark, sarcastically.

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Why are Asians so good at mathematics? Practice.

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What did the boy do when he struck out in his little league game? He was very upset and contemplated not playing the game anymore.

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roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Me-Whats long and hard and full of seaman Him-a submarine Me-No dumb ass a dick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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