- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse then getting caught in the rain with no umbrella? Aids.

Why did the man go bald? He had cancer

a man and a woman walk into a alley. They get mugged the man fights back out of pride and then gets stabbed the woman escapes and then goes to the police the man is then found two days later. gasp what a weird dream.

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

A black man, a Mexican man and a white man walk into a bank. The black man reaches into his bag and pulls out his bank card, the Mexican and the the white man do the same as they need to withdraw money.

Whoever just posted that suicide shit is stupid, you can get arrested for that shit. I would delete it.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

what's bad about pushing your friend off a cliff? you can't do it twice

What do you call a highschooler who smokes weed, shops at the mall, and has date-raped one girl so far? Popular.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Do you want to French kiss? What are you, racist

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

One day a man was really horny and wanted to bang his wife that night, so he took soom horns and banged them against her skull until his wife bled to death. He was later sentenced for homocide and to this day has been in prison

How do you know a French guy has been in your back yard? Your thrash cans are empty and your dog's pregnant

Why was the cook arrested? Tax evasion.

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What's the difference between a rhino and a house cat? They look way different.

Whats the difference between a horse and a snake? A snake is poisons, a horse is not.

Is your plant made out of Osmium, Molybdenum, Silicon and Sulfur? Because it's going through OsMoSiS. That was just a joke, not a pick up line. Unless I was giving a pick-up line to your plant, which I definitely wasn't...

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