You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon

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Why did moral man run out of morals? Moral: LEAVE MORAL MAN ALONE! BUAHAHAHA LEAVE HIM ALONE! BUAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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What is the meaning of Life, the Universe, and Everything in it? I'm not sure at rhe moment, but it will take aproximately seven and a half million years of thinking for me to find out.

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Roses are Black. Violets are Green. im going to go cut myself now

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding 2 worms in your apple.

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who is gay for wild ones- Ryan Mcgggguigan

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Whats Black White and Red all over? oh, wait. what time were we supposed to meet that landlord?

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Me: Ask me if im a penguin friend: are you a penguin? me: no.

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock... Who's there? Not Suzy.

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Why is the little boy so smart? He tries in school and hes asian

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why was it funny that the boy got a razor for christmas because he had leukemia

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God is the English name given to a singular being in theistic and deistic religions who is either the sole deity in monotheism, or a single deity in polytheism. He (I use the term 'He' as it is the most common conception) is said to be omniscient, omnipotent, omnipresent, and omnibenevolent. I highly doubt he will give you lemons.

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salad days!

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ass in my face ? no

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You're mum is so fat, she has low self-esteem

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Whats green all over and travels at 100mph A christmas tree in a gokart

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How do you know if there's an elephant in your fridge? The fridge is broken and the elephant has mauled your dog

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An Asian man and an Irish man are standing at the bus stop, chatting casually, while waiting for the bus to arrive. The Irish man then turns to the Asian and says, "Despite our blatant differences in both race and culture, perhaps someday when we are both available, we can meet and talk civilly about our everyday lives over a cup of coffee."

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Your momma's so dumb, she had to spend an extra hour studying for her mathematics test.

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What do a bench and a mexican have in common? (don't worry it's not racist) You'll find both in a park. (I lied)

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If you are riding on a broomstick and it breaks in the middle of the ocean... How many pieces of toast does it take to fill a light house? Purple, because Oranges cannot fly.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and so am i

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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