Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

Gary: How many sides does a triangle have? Juan: 2? Gary: Nope, it's 3, nice try

A blonde woman walked into a bar. She ordered a scotch.

Girls

What does a gay horse eat? HEEEEEEYYYYYY!

roses are blue violets, are orange, i am color blind

Why did Michael Jackson became a white person? Because the society hates black people

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

That Awkward moment when your whole family dies

why did suzy drop her ice cream? she got hit by a bus. knock knock! who's there? not suzy.

Why did Johnny fall off his bike? Because Johnny's a goldfish.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

Q: Why did the baby cross the road A: He was stapled to the chicken

What do you call a Jewish wanna be gangster? Drake

The Pope

How many hearts does a jellyfish have? None.

What did the monkey say to dog Foreskin

Whats worse than an old guy? An old woman!

There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

why did the little girl fall off the swing. she had no arms so I pushed her off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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