What did the kid with no arms or legs get for christmas. A new vest and a puppy because his father got a promotion and a much higher pay raise.

Why did the chicken cross the road? That is none of your concern as it invades his freedom of privacy.

Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

Why did the kid drop his ice cream cone?? Cause he got hit by a bus.

what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? nothing, you already told her twice.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

A Higgs Boson walks into a church, and the priest says, "We don't allow Higgs Boson's in here," and the Higgs Boson says, "But I thought Christianity promised acceptance to everyone who believes."

have you seen stevie wonder's house. no? Well nethier has he you

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

Roses are red Violets are blue Hop in the van or I will rape you

Knock knock. Its open.

When life gives you lemons Unless it gives you sugar, water, and a cup your lemonade will suck

What happened to the boy with no family? He died in a tragic car accident along with his family

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the lesbian's house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

A guy walks into a bar. No one notices he has epilepsy.

Anti Joke

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