- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

What's black and red? I black guy bleeding to death

lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

Are you thinking Arby's? No. My grandmother died of tuberculosis and it's troubling me.

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

why didn't the baby cry once it came out of the womb? because it was a stillborn.

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

Theres a girl you like, and a you are playing football with friends. You see the girl about to get hit by the ball, but you catch it. She says "Your a life-saver" and hugs you "You scream touchdown!!!" to impress her, you spike the ball on the ground and it hits her in the face.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

What worse than seeing a worm in your apple? Half a worm in your apple.

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