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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when your baby won't stop crying. Slit its throat

What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? Trees can't jump

Ok so im on antijoke.com and they tell me i can write my own joke... so i did.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can't count

the other day i was walking down the street and saw a black man carrying a tv. i thought to myself, "hey that looks like mine!" but then i was like nawwwwwww, mine's at home...... shining my shoes -_-

Knock Knock! Who's there? The police, your father just died in a boat accident.

Today I wanted to make world peace.... So I killed everyone.

How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

what did the unicorn say to the centaur? nothing because neither exist

A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

How do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

What does a spider Pig do? Nothing. They dont exist.

A man with no legs walks into a bar. Just kidding...

Why'd the littler girl fall of the swing? because a drunk driver ran through the swing, the little girl was killed. he was later charged with manslaughter.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

A women driver prepares to park in a small space between to cars on the side of a road. She safely and flawlessy parallel parks, and proceeds to enter a nearby coffe shop for an important business meeting.

Why did the bear turn red? Because I fucking stabbed it!

Q. What did the blond say when she woke up? A. I don"t know. I wasn't there.

What do you call a black woman that's blind and has 1 leg? Handicapped

How do you wake up lady gaga? You set her alarm clock for a reasonable hour.

Q: There is an Elf King, King Kong, and Godzilla all on the empire state building. Which one jumps first? A: None, because none of them exist.

Why was the pizza mad? Because he was going thorough a growth spurt and the testosterone got to him.

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