A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because it is a horse and doesn't understand English. It gets confused about it's surroundings and gallops out of the bar, upending a few tables along the way.

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Question:Why did little Susie fall off the swing? Answer:Because she had no arms or legs. Question:What did little Susie get for Christmas? Answer: a bike, and cancer Question: what did little Susie get next Christmas? Answer: nothing, she didn't live that long... Knock knock Who's there Not little Susie

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Is your refrigerator running? I hope so, or else the food will go bad!

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

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What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did Suzie's friend put rubbish in her mouth? Because Suzie is a rubbish bin.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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Q: Why was little Timmy afraid of clowns? A: The one at his birthday party killed his parents.

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My friend was waving a stick around and yelling out spells, so walked up to him and asked "You want to be Harry Potter, don't you?" He replied excitedly "Yeah!!" So i killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

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How do u kill a gay man? Shoot him in the head

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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What's green and blue, and red all over? Nothing. It if were red all over it wouldn't be green and blue.

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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