Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

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Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

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Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

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Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

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What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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My wife was diagnosed with cancer yesterday. Yeh I didnt find it very funny either.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

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why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

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Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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My Japanese girlfriend dumped me today...Oh well, theres plenty more in the sea

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a turkey? Just a sort of mixed bird thing.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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