- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

Why did the little girl not speak? It was Anne Frank

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

How do you make a unicorn? Jab a stick through a pink horse and name it Liam

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

why did the man get arrested? because he was a thief, and thieving is completely unacceptable in a civilised society

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

Robin, get in the batmobile

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why don't men want to marry virgins? They are wary of women who are inexperienced and who they may be sexually incompatible with.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

Why did the whale cross the road? He was being chased by the Japanese.

How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

What do 10 dead babies in a blender sound like? Idk because I was too busy masturbating.

Rose are red, I dont give a shit. When I think of you, I play with my clit. :)

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

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