What's red and sticky A DEAD BABY

what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

Who has a higher pitched voice than the average man? A woman.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

the duck walked in the bar then he walded away

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

What dd the man say to his wife? Make me a samich!

What do you call a black and white ruler? Barack Obama.

Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

Haiku's are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Holocast ...

*insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and act like it's original because I changed one word*

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What is the best way to kill Kony? Shoot him in the head.

What's white and sticky? A marshmellow.

Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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