- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

Patient: "So what seems to be the problem doc? Doctor: "I'm afraid you have AIDS. I'm sorry."

What do you call a smart blond? There aren't any so there shouldn't be a name for it.

A guy was beet by his wife.

Why was little Timmy afraid of his dentist? Because he was 10 foot scorpion.

Whay is jerry so bad at parallel parking? He just got a sex change yesterday.

what did the pregnant women get? A miscarriage

Johnny tried talking to his dog, there was no response.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

FUS RO DAH!!!

What is intangible and has every color on the rainbow? A rainbow.

Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

You wanna hear a clean joke? Mary takes a bath with bubbles. Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is a man.

So I was blow drying my penis and my girlfriend asked what I was doing. Apparently, "heating up your dinner." wasn't the right response.

So I was walking down the road today

Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

Your Mother is so ugly that men tend to avoid her.

A: What did the orphan get for christmas? Q: Nothing she doesn't have any parents

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy, But here's my number, So call me anytime you're free, but I can't guarantee I will answer because I could be at work.

Have you seen Hellen Keller's children? No. They look just like her.

It's the police sir. There's been an accident.

why did bob fall off the swing Because he got hit by a microwave

A blonde was drinking water from the water fountain. She was very thirsty.

Why did Devon move out of his mom's house? His mom beats him.

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