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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me - Ask me if I am a Frog. You - Are you a Frog? Me - No.

What Happened to the man who married a money? He contracted HIV

Why couldn't Johnny drive? Because he had no arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Johnny was a potato.

a chicken walks into a cafe, where it is swiftly caught, killed, plucked ,and served with stuffing and all for £5.99

A Native American walks into a bar. The bartender notes that this is statistically unlikely because Native Americans are part of a small minority in the local area, but is accepting of all people so still serves him a drink.

Why do babies have soft spots? The skull of a baby is made up of skull bones, and in the places where the bones meet there are soft spots made up of a strong cartilage to allow the skull to grow with the baby's brain.

What worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

Your momma is so short, she needed my help to reach something off the top shelf.

Q:how many ping-pong balls do you need te get a crocodile off of a slide ? A:none, because an engine doesn't have doors

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Q. What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A. "Where's my tractor?"

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

a white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy all jump off a building. they all immediately die on impact, later on the news white guy jumps off building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know chickens are absent minded creatures that can aimlessly walk around.

why did the boy loose his job.... because he was only 14,dont know how he got it in the first place Chuckles

An American, a Mexican, and a Chinese person are in an airplane. The three of them ponder throwing someone out for a racist reason, but decide to fly to the destination.

A man is walking in a bar and then leaves once he gets his drink

What's big and long? My dick.

What does the president and the prime minister of china have in common, Sickle cell anemia. 342

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

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what's worst then having no internet access for a year? having no facebook notifications when you finally do

want to hear a cheesy joke? ... cheddar

What did the rake say to the shovel? Nothing, they're both inanimate objects.

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