- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Why did little Annie fall off the swing? Cause her penis was too heavy.

Why can't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? Because it takes years of hard training to accomplish such a remarkable feat.

Why did the little boy stick a fork in the electrical socket? Because he wanted to escape his abusive stepfather

I never drink liquor alone... except for when I'm alone.

Your momma so fat.... She's at risk of cardiovascular disease. You should take her to a nutritionist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He wanted better pay.

What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

Why did the baby cross the road? Becuz it was stapled to the chicken.

So um think of two things. Oh wait backspace that. What's the difference between Rebecca Black and your mom? Ok answer. Ok stop no seriously so. Enter. Ok Enter. Q backspace A nope Chuck Testa

Vagina jokes aren't funny, period.

What was the first thing that went through the mind of the first 9/11 jumper? Thank god I only jumped from the first floor.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Why doesn't God answer prayers? God does answer prayers, but He does not want you to have everything you want just by asking it, He wants you to work for what you have, everything happens for a reason. ... Nah, it's because God does not exist.

Your d is so small that when you had a boner and walked into the wall....... YOU BROKE YOUR NOSE! Millimeter Monster bro

Penis.

Hi I am Michael Jackson... you have any young boys? My park is open :), the "nude dark caverns" can be scary, but I accompany them all, so relax. Moral: LEAVE MJ ALONE! ;(

It only takes one drink to get me drunk.

Did you hear about the woman that died of a heart attack? More oxygen for us!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven died three months ago and was clawing on his bedroom window.

What did the leper say to the prostitute? "How much?! No thanks, I think I'll shop around."

Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

what do poor black guy and poor white guy have in common..................................................... their poor

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

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